Night blogger piano teacher strikes again.

Night blogger piano teacher strikes again.

At the groceries store

deanisanactualprincess:

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison)

roomiesoreo:

NEDS DECLASSIFIED SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE IS DOIN IT RIGHT

roomiesoreo:

NEDS DECLASSIFIED SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE IS DOIN IT RIGHT

(via notalemonfish)

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

(via radmichaelclifford)

edwardspoonhands:

satancigarettes:

The vlog brothers URLs suck

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(via radmichaelclifford)

khaaaleesi:

John Barrowman kissed a man during the wedding thing at the Commonwealth games in Scotland (see below)image

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and this is so so important because of this

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and now he’s receiving hate on Twitter

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this is absurd 

join the fight, stand with John Barrowman and Stonewall and say 

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(via deaneggsandsam)

baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

cyanide-and-monoxide:

green-tea-rex:

To the ones who have followed my from the very beginning:

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To those of you who just started following:

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To the ones who unfollowed after a political post:

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For those who unfollowed for no good reason:

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To the ones who sent me hate mail:

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To the ones who sent me love:

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To the people who will look at my blog after seeing this post:

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I love this.

(via whoreableharri)